The Cat's Ten Commandments

It’s time to lighten things up a bit. Thank you to the author of The Cat’s Ten Commandments:

•  I am the lord of the house.
• Thou shalt have no other pets before me.
• Thou shalt never ignore me.
•  I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.
• Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of the day.
• Remember my food dish and keep it full.
• Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.
• Thou shalt always always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
• Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
• Above all, thou shalt do anything it takes to keep me happy.

In return, the cat will provide you with purrs to soothe you and meows to let you know you are not alone. 

I would love to give proper credit for these 10 Commandments that I found on Facebook months ago so any insight you can provide, please comment on this post.

Thank you!